Some say it is the Riviera of the Middle East. All we know is that from the river to the sea, capitalism will be free.
We at the Fighting Machine celebrate the New Gaza joining in union as the 53rd state to these United States, swiftly behind Canada (51) and Greenland (52), promptly after a one week* long super-special (ss) operations codenamed "world war iii", with this iconic t-shirt of the famous "Welcome to Fabulous Gaza City" sign in front, and a local map of must-see tourist hotspots in the back. Never leave without this perfect souvenir!
